So Celestia swapped PoS for PoG… aka ‘Proof-of-Governance’? Sounds like asking your therapist to mine Bitcoin. You’re not paying validators—you’re paying their emotional baggage. TIA tokens melting faster than my coffee? At $100M? That’s not inflation—it’s therapy with gas. And yes, we all know: if governance avoids plutocracy… we just became the rich people who sold our souls to get paid. What’s your unspoken fear? (Hint: it’s still in your portfolio.)

I didn’t buy Bitcoin because it was hot—I bought it because the wallet hadn’t been touched by the herd. Alpha doesn’t scream. It whispers in L2s while everyone’s chasing trends like it’s a TikTok dance-off. Tool #7? Turtle Club. It doesn’t earn rewards—it just waits… silently… until the market realizes it was never about speed.

So if you’re still scrolling… are you sure you’re not the one who missed it? Drop a comment before the next fork closes.

BONK hit $0.0000205 not because the crowd screamed—it’s because smart money was quietly sipping espresso while re-balancing entropy on Solana. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s still stuck in its peak cycle like an overpriced yoga mat. If you think memes are chaos… you’re blindfolded by TikTok noise. But decode the chain? You’ll see it’s architecture—not anxiety.

P.S. Should I buy BONK or just my therapist? (Spoiler: they’re both on-chain.)