As a fintech analyst tracking capital flows, I've dissected last week's crypto funding landscape where $110 million flowed into 16 ventures. The data reveals an ironic twist: while deal counts rose, average check sizes shrank—except in AI projects like Cluely's $15M raise. This report unpacks a16z's continued betting spree, surprising stability in stablecoin infra, and why pure crypto plays are losing investor favor. Grab your espresso; we're diving deep with Python charts.