As a blockchain quant analyst, I dissect Bank of America's intriguing comparison between Labubu collectibles and Chinese liquor giant Moutai. Both function as social currencies, but their generational divide reveals deeper shifts in consumer behavior - from hierarchical gifting economies to digital dopamine culture. Through on-chain data lenses and philosophical skepticism, we examine whether this represents sustainable paradigm shift or just another speculative mania waiting for its 'tulip moment'.