As a blockchain analyst who once used Dune Analytics to trace a memecoin’s rise like a digital detective, I’m diving into this week’s top onchain performers on Bitget. GOR soared 558%, CSTAR 292%, and USDUC 173% — but are these gains sustainable or just crypto’s version of a Hogwarts potion gone wild? Let’s unpack the data behind the hype with cold logic and one very judgmental cat named Satoshi.