When Bitcoin Devs Play Constitutional Lawyers

Bitcoin Core’s new policy has miners debating like Hobbes vs. Locke - except with more hash power and less wig powder. My on-chain data shows Ordinals fans reacting like Taylor Swift fans when Spotify changes algorithms.

The Yield That Broke the Crypto Camel’s Back

4.5% Treasury yields? That’s not just a guillotine - it’s a whole French Revolution for our ‘risk-on’ thesis. Though watching pension funds dabble in BTC ETFs is like seeing your grandpa try TikTok dances.

ETF Flows: Wall Street’s Soap Opera

The SEC’s approval process has more drama than Love Island. Spot ETFs sucking capital from futures? Please, this season’s real plot twist is institutions treating Bitcoin like that one volatile tech stock in their portfolio they won’t tell their wives about.

*Drop your hot takes below - will 2024 be Bitcoin’s Revenge of the Sith or Return of the Jedi?*

When HODLing meets risk management

Binance just gave us the crypto equivalent of a financial swiss army knife - now you can switch your fixed-rate loan to floating faster than you can say ‘margin call.’ As someone who’s coded liquidation bots for fun (and profit), this feature is genius.

Pro tip: Set your auto-repayment to trigger when ETH hits your moon price… or when your cat Ethereum starts judging your trading decisions (true story).

Who needs crystal balls when you’ve got Python scripts and convertible loans? Discuss: fixed-rate purists vs floating-rate rebels - FIGHT!